Apologies and a night in the bar district.
I would like to first apologize if my previous post was a horrible example of the English language. I was working between scheduled events quickly, and I was incredibly jetlagged. But, I hope it was entertaining none-the-less.
Last night, begin with a tasty meal in a local restaurant. Muh, Jamie, Ashley, and I wondered into the neon-clad restaurant to find three of the other students from the program leaving the restaurant, all three of whom do not speak any Chinese except for John (from wake) though I wouldn't say that he's fluent....Apparently, they tried to point at items on the menu, which they believed to be chicken. When it arrived, the came to the conclusion that they had either just ordered an eggplant dish or a testicle dish. So, with this tidbit of information, we entered the restaurant and scanned the menu trying to avoid anything resembling chicken or testicles. Muh ordered for us, asking for a lamb dish and four plates of noodles with vegetables. Both of these dishes were very tasty and testicle free.
We returned to the dorm and we decided that it would be a good idea to go to the bar district. So, Muh, Jeremy, Noah, john, and I found a pair of taxis outside of the gates of campus and started our journey--a journey that would last 30 minutes. Thank God for the exchange rate. Our taxi only ended up costing $5 USD. Muh, Noah, and I arrived at the bar district and quickly decided that we would never find john and Jeremy who had taken a seperate taxi and began cautiously moving down the strip of bars. This is where I saw a struggling job market in action. Every single bar had three men outside who would approach us and begin yelling "discount!" and "lady bar!" and "deal!" and vigorously point at their establishments. Needless to say, this became very annoying very quickly. When we finally decided on a bar, more out of the use of its bathroom than anything, Muh ordered us three local beers (Tiger), which ended up costing the same as our entire five plate meal at the restaurant which also included 5 huge bottles of beer. So, we quickly decided that the bar district was a one-time journey. After stopping at one more bar, jetlag began to take over and we all decided to head back. This time, Noah and I took a taxi by ourselves back to the hotel. We were given a card with directions in Chinese by CET to get us back to the dorm. I proudly presented the card to our taxi driver, who nodded and handed my card back. On the ride back, Noah, who speaks no Chinese, fell asleep and rolled around the backseat as the taxi swerved across lanes. The taxi driver finally pulled over, except when he did, it was not the dorm. In fact, I had no idea where we were. Panic set in, and i began yelling "bu dui!!" in rapid succession, which means "not correct!" To which he responded, "DUI!!!" meaning this is correct. Somehow with this argument I convinced him to drive a bit further. I then began recognizing the streets and was able to point my way back to the dorm. Man I really need to learn how to speak Chinese. So, for any of you planning a trip to



